HOLY SHIT I GOT INTO COLLEGE
Remember my older posts where I kept on angsting about my supposed inability to succeed in life and get into college in the first place?
Well call me the Queen of Dramatics because I really fucking am.
I applied to three instate colleges. And I got into all three. The one I got into is like one the bestest in the country. OMGGGGG.
LIKE WTF I FEEL SO BLESSED.
Though, I suspect one of them to be have factored in my race. Affirmative action much? Which I thought was pretty weird considering I applied as an Asian and I thought Asians were judged on a different scale in comparison to others.
IDK.
Oh and guess what, I actually turned in a graduation speech.
LIKE HOLD THE FUCK UP. When did I start turning into such an academic hoolabaloo. Now, I don't know if it's going to be accepted, which it probably won't, but the fact that I did it is still a bit mind-boggling. Honestly, I just did it because one of my "friends" who also turned one in... Let's just say her speech made me gag at how boring and unoriginal it was.
Hello, Ms. Hypocrite! How may I help you?
Okay, not that mine is any better but at least there was some spice in it! I mentioned zombies in it for pit's sake and refrained from quoting Frozen like my friend did. Like seriously? Why Frozen of all things?
THIS IS NOT ELEMENTARY SCHOOL YOU DUMB TWAT.
Except she's not dumb because she ranks higher than me. Just really unimaginative.
Surprisingly, I'm also really into hockey. Like SUPER DUPER really into hockey. To the point that I surprise myself at how much I even know about the sport.
Anyway, before I end this post because I totally forgot what else I had to say, I'm putting up a picture just because.
Well call me the Queen of Dramatics because I really fucking am.
I applied to three instate colleges. And I got into all three. The one I got into is like one the bestest in the country. OMGGGGG.
LIKE WTF I FEEL SO BLESSED.
Though, I suspect one of them to be have factored in my race. Affirmative action much? Which I thought was pretty weird considering I applied as an Asian and I thought Asians were judged on a different scale in comparison to others.
IDK.
Oh and guess what, I actually turned in a graduation speech.
LIKE HOLD THE FUCK UP. When did I start turning into such an academic hoolabaloo. Now, I don't know if it's going to be accepted, which it probably won't, but the fact that I did it is still a bit mind-boggling. Honestly, I just did it because one of my "friends" who also turned one in... Let's just say her speech made me gag at how boring and unoriginal it was.
Hello, Ms. Hypocrite! How may I help you?
Okay, not that mine is any better but at least there was some spice in it! I mentioned zombies in it for pit's sake and refrained from quoting Frozen like my friend did. Like seriously? Why Frozen of all things?
THIS IS NOT ELEMENTARY SCHOOL YOU DUMB TWAT.
Except she's not dumb because she ranks higher than me. Just really unimaginative.
Surprisingly, I'm also really into hockey. Like SUPER DUPER really into hockey. To the point that I surprise myself at how much I even know about the sport.
Anyway, before I end this post because I totally forgot what else I had to say, I'm putting up a picture just because.
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